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text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B9i2EiX31ao/SYw5Mxqm7TI/AAAAAAAAAwk/0O5B-12Tpyg/s1600-h/homer.jpg\" style\u003d\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cimg tooltip\u003d\"linkalert-tip\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B9i2EiX31ao/SYw5Mxqm7TI/AAAAAAAAAwk/0O5B-12Tpyg/s320/homer.jpg\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/div\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003col\u003e\u003cli\u003eConservas el mismo estado de ánimo durante todo el mes. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eNo tenes que llevar a todos lados una bolsa llena de pendejadas. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eEn las peluquerías no te roban por un simple corte de pelo, ya que podemos cortarnos el pelo nosotros mismos.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eTe importa un carajo si alguien se da cuenta o no de tu nuevo corte de pelo. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eCuando tu trabajo es criticado, no piensas que todos te odian secretamente, simplemente los mandas a la mierda. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eTu ropa interior es barata.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003ePuedes sentarte con las piernas abiertas. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003ePuedes ir al baño, sin tener que hacerlo en parejas o en grupo. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eNo tienes que ir a la siguiente estación de servicio porque 'El baño está muy sucio'. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e Luis Miguel, Ricky Martín, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt y los demás no existen en tu universo; es más, son una bola de putos. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eNo tienes que limpiar tu cuarto cada vez que va a llegar alguien.  \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eNo tienes que vigilar la vida sexual de tus amigos, ellos te la cuentan solos. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003ePuedes pasar a visitar a un amigo, sin tener que llevarle un regalo. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eLas conversaciones telefónicas con tus amigos duran menos de 60 segundos. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eSi no llamas a un amigo cuando dijiste que lo harías, éste no le va a decir a tus amigos que cambiaste. (Todo se arregla con unas cervezas) \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003ePuedes ver televisión durante horas con un amigo, en total silencio, sin pensar: '¿Estará enojado conmigo?'. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eSi alguien llega a la fiesta con un sweater igualito al tuyo, no te apenas, hasta te da gusto. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eSi tenes 40 y eres soltero, a ninguno de tus amigos le importa; es más hasta empiezan a felicitarte. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eA los viejos amigos, no les importa si subiste o bajaste de peso.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eSi hace calor, podes desabotonarte la camisa sin problemas. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eNo tenes por que estar pensando en que ropa llevar y hace cuanto que la llevaste… total a nadie le interesa como vas vestido. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003eNo te importa si te tragas 2 hamburguesas con todo en una noche… total las dietas no se hicieron para los hombres, es mas, son para puros maricones. \u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003ePuedes insultar a tus anchas… no hay nadie que te diga… 'Se oye mal en un señorito', LOL\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ol\u003e\u003cdiv class\u003d\"blogger-post-footer\"\u003e\u003ca href\u003d\"\" target\u003d\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cimg src\u003d\"http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4299/gatosd1.th.jpg\" border\u003d\"0\" alt\u003d\"el blog del gato\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cimg width\u003d'1' height\u003d'1' src\u003d'https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2348487779309519898-2513461135907451793?l\u003dblogcatblack.blogspot.com' alt\u003d'' /\u003e\u003c/div\u003e"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://blogcatblack.blogspot.com/feeds/2513461135907451793/comments/default","title":"Enviar comentarios"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogcatblack.blogspot.com/2009/07/razones-por-las-que-ser-hombre-es-lo.html#comment-form","title":"0 comentarios"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2348487779309519898/posts/default/2513461135907451793"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2348487779309519898/posts/default/2513461135907451793"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http://blogcatblack.blogspot.com/2009/07/razones-por-las-que-ser-hombre-es-lo.html","title":"Razones por las que ser hombre es lo máximo"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"THECATNEGRO"},"uri":{"$t":"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13375446678734970782"},"email":{"$t":"thecatnegro2211@gmail.com"},"gd$extendedProperty":{"xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","name":"OpenSocialUserId","value":"15327763763940276478"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B9i2EiX31ao/SYw5Mxqm7TI/AAAAAAAAAwk/0O5B-12Tpyg/s72-c/homer.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2348487779309519898.post-2138698650263012248"},"published":{"$t":"2009-07-22T02:25:00.004-04:30"},"updated":{"$t":"2009-07-22T02:33:01.853-04:30"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"email anonimos"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"noticias"},{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"bromas"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Como se enamora una mujer"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003ca tooltip\u003d\"linkalert-tip\" onblur\u003d\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v652MS1WyqM/Sma4_CBHMnI/AAAAAAAAbrU/iX3yKRdA5Us/s1600-h/la-mujer-perfecta.jpg\"\u003e\u003cimg style\u003d\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;\" src\u003d\"http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v652MS1WyqM/Sma4_CBHMnI/AAAAAAAAbrU/iX3yKRdA5Us/s400/la-mujer-perfecta.jpg\" alt\u003d\"\" id\u003d\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361175799443960434\" border\u003d\"0\" /\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e \u003cp class\u003d\"EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal\" style\u003d\"text-align: center;\" align\u003d\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003eCuentan  que en el pico más alto del Tibet vive el hombre más sabio del mundo. Cierta  vez, un joven acudió con él para descubrir el camino al corazón de una mujer de  la que se había enamorado.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003eCuando encontró al sabio en la cumbre de la  montaña, le preguntó:\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e'Dime Maestro de los maestros: ¿Cuál es el camino  más corto, seguro y directo para llegar al corazón de una mujer?'.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003eEl  maestro le respondió: 'No hay camino seguro al corazón de una mujer, hijo mío;  solo senderos al borde de precipicios y caminos sin mapas o brújulas,  tapizados  de peñascos, de arbustos espinosos y con serpientes ponzoñosas'.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003ePero,  entonces, Maestro: ¿qué debo hacer para conquistar el corazón de mi  amada?\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003eRecuerda amado Discípulo: Conserva en tu mente y en tu corazón  las enseñanzas y los consejos que te daré... Síguelos  fielmente y llegarás al  corazón de la mujer que amas.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e1. Lávese los dientes.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e2. No se  rasque las bolas frente a ella.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e3. Regálele flores y muchos, pero muchos  presentes.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e4. Levante la tapa del inodoro antes de orinar y recuerde  bajarla después.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e5. Lávese las manos cuando salga del baño.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e6.  No mastique con la boca abierta.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e7. No eructe duro, o mejor, no eructe  jamás.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e8. No sea peorro.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e9.. No hable mal de la madre de ella,  ámela como a su propia madre.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e10. No diga palabrotas.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e11. Ría  siempre de los malos chistes de ella.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e12. No la cele, o si acaso, un  poquito.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e13. Deje que ella tenga celos de usted. Ella sí  puede.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e14. No críe barriga. Es más, nunca engorde. Ella sí puede (pero  nunca se lo diga).\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e15. No se demore en el baño. Aprenda a pasar coleto  en el baño, pero aun así, no se demore.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e16. No deje la toalla  tirada.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e17. No diga que ella no sabe manejar.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e18. No llegue  tarde a casa. Salga de trabajar y váyase de inmediato para su casa..\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e19.  No se entretenga con los amigos. O mejor, no tenga amigos.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e20. No sueñe  con tener amigas.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e21. Nunca mire ni hable de las tetas o del culo de las  amigas de ella.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e22. No sea tacaño. Use cuando menos dos tarjetas débito  y dos de crédito.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e23. No mire a otras mujeres. Es más, entienda de una  vez que no existen otras mujeres.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e24. \u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;color:red;\"  \u003eNo hable  de su ex. Usted nunca tuvo a nadie antes que ella.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e25. Dígale 'Te  amo', al menos 24 veces al día.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e26. Aprenda a cocinar.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e27. Lave  los platos y deje la cocina limpia.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e28. Arregle la cama  (siempre).\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e29. Llámela desde cualquier lugar, ojalá cuando usted esté  más ocupado.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e30. Deje que ella compre ropa, zapatos, etc., siempre que  ella quiera. Es más, ayúdela a caminar durante horas eligiendo lo que quiera  comprar (y sonría mientras camina).\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e31. Deje que ella converse durante  horas por teléfono, y si puede, páguele la factura del celular.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e32. No  ronque.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e33. Recuerde, a usted no le gusta el fútbol y odia las carreras  de fórmula 1.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e34. Aféitese todos los días para que no la  lastime.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e35. No piense solamente en sexo, pero tampoco exagere;  propóngaselo con frecuencia, aunque esté cansado.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e36. Respete cuando a  ella le duela la cabeza, pero si ella se lo pide, complázcala de inmediato.  ¡Ah!, y no se vaya a quedar dormidote inmediatamente después de acabar,debe  mirarla a los ojos y acariciarla hasta que sea ella quien se quede plácidamente  dormida.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e37. Diga en todo momento que ella es la mujer más bella que  jamás ha visto.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003eEl Discípulo, agobiado, se vuelve para bajar de la  montaña y el Maestro le dice: '¡Espera, hijo mío, vuelve acá!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003eEl  Discípulo contesta:\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\";font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';font-size:18pt;\"  \u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;\" \u003e'Nooo, Maestro...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan 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zuliana feliz dia"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e LA SABIDURIA DE LAS MADRES ZULIANAS:\u003c/b\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e      \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:100%;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre enseñó a valorar la SONRISA.\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e- ¡ME VOLVEIS A REPLICAR Y POR MI MADRE QUE TE PARTO LA JETA DE UN SOLO COÑAZO QUE TE DE!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans 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TRABAJO DE LOS OTROS...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'SI VOS Y TU HERMANO SE QUIEREN MATAR, SE VAN\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c/span\u003ePA' AFUERA DE LA CASA POR QUE YO ACABO DE LIMPIAR LA SALA!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre me enseñó LÓGICA Y JERARQUÍA...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡PORQUE YO DIGO QUÉ ES ASÍ Y PUNTO! ¿QUIÉN COÑO E LA MADRE SOIS VOS...QUIEN MANDA AQUÍ SOY YO NOJODA Y PUNTO'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre me enseñó lo que es MOTIVACIÓN..\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡SEGUI LLORANDO NOJODA QUÉ YO TE VOY A DAR UN SOLO COÑAZO PA QUE LLOREIS DE VERDAD!' |\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan 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ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡ESPERA A QUE TU PADRE LLEGUE DEL TRABAJO PA QUE VEAIS!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi Madre me enseñó sobre PACIENCIA...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡CALMATE!... QUE CUANDO LLEGUEMOS A LA CASA VAIS A VER LO QUE ES BUENO'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi Madre me enseñó a ENFRENTAR LOS DESAFÍOS ..\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡UD SE CALLA! ¡USTED CONTESTA CUÁNDO YO LE HAGA LA PREGUNTA!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi Madre me enseñó sobre RACIOCINIO LÓGICO...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡SI VOS TE CAEIS DE ESA MATA TE VAIS\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c/span\u003eA QUEBRAR El CUELLO Y DESPUES YO TE VOY A ACABAR DE ESCOÑETAR!  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12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi Madre me enseñó sobre el REINO ANIMAL ...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡SI NO TE COMEIS ESAS VERDURAS LAS LOMBRICES DE LA BARRIGA TE VAN A COMER A VOS!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi Madre me enseñó sobre SEXO ...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'...¿Y QUE PENSAIS VOS….QUE TE TRAJO CIGÜEÑA, NO MI AMOR ESO FUE DANDOLE Y DANDOLE\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMI madre me enseño todo sobre GENÉTICA....\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡MIRALO VE… IGUALITO A SU PADRE!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr 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ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'CUANDO ESTEIS MASCANDO EL AGUA VAIS A\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c/span\u003eENTENDER MUCHAS COSAS'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi Madre me enseñó sobre JUSTICIA ...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡POR QUE YO LE ENSEÑE A USTED QUE NO SE DEJE ECHAR VERGAS DE NADIE!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic  sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre me enseñó RELIGIÓN ...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡MEJOR REZA PA QUE ESA MANCHA SE LE QUITE AL PANTALON POR QUE SI NO LA COÑIZA QUE TE VOY A ECHAR VA A SER GRANDE!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre me enseñó el BESO DE ESQUIMAL ...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡SI CHISTAIS DE NUEVO, TE RESTRIEGO LA \u003cspan\u003e \u003c/span\u003eNARIZ EN LA PARED!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre me enseñó DETERMINACIÓN. ..\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡QUEMOLLLEJA VOS SOIS CAPAZ DE JARTARTE TODA ESA \u003cspan\u003e \u003c/span\u003eCOMIDA!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre me enseñó habilidades como VENTRILOCO...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡NO REFUNFUÑEIS TANTO! CALLATE LA BOCA \u003cspan\u003e Y CONTESTA O TE PARTO LA JETA!!!\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic  sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre me enseñó a SER OBJETIVO....\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡VE QUE TE PARTO LA JETA DE UN SOLO COÑAZO!'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre me enseñó a ESCUCHAR ...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡SI NO LE BAJAIS VOLUMEN A ESA VERGA TE TIRO ESE RADIO CONTRA LA PARED !' |\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre me enseñó a TENER GUSTO POR LOS ESTUDIOS ..\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡SI REGRESO DEL SUPER Y NO TE HABEIS APRENDIDO LA LECCION VAIS A VER LO QUE ES BUENO!...'\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e   \u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e \u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#ff0000;\"\u003eMi madre me ayudó en la COORDINACIÓN MOTORA...\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003cbr /\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;\"\u003e'¡RECOGEIS TODOS ESOS JUGUETES\u003cspan\u003e  \u003c/span\u003eAHORITA O TE JODO!! 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